When George Bush was president, he was doing his public relations thing by visiting a nursing home. He came upon a wizened old man hobbling down the corridor. President Bush took the man by the hand and said, “Sir, do you know who I am?” The man replied, “No, but if you ask one of the nurses, she’ll tell you.”
– William J Bausch
(I can’t stop laughing.) If you want honestly to know who you really are, ask your next door neighbour. He or she will tell you who you really are.