Honesty
Honesty There are many principles and values all people live by. These values help them with dealing with everyday matters. Whether it is to keep their faith at all times or just respect everyone else the way they want others to respect them, it changes their lifestyle. The one law that I live by is […]
Fundamentalism
Fundamentalism I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well… are you religious?” He said, “yes.” I said, […]
All Are Same
All Are Same A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get out […]
Say the Words You Know are True
Say the Words You Know are True I was a drunk for 17 years of my life. I was crying at a party once about how no one loves me and I always feel alone (I was drunk of course). A friend of mine leaned over and, despite the fact that I was in tears, […]
A Cup Of Coffee
A Cup of Coffee My life began similarly to most of the kids in my family, with a mother who did the best she could before the father screwed up enough times and she left. That’s the way it is in my family, you grow up not knowing what a father is and no one […]
The Little Things
The Little Things I was returning from another business trip, heading to my car. A five-year-old boy stood at the top of the escalator. At first, I thought he was just playing, but as I got closer, I realized his Mom was half-way down the escalator. She thought he was right behind her and his […]
Observation
Observation First-year students at Texas A&M’s Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a […]
Procrastination
Procrastination Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friend’s face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows, I like him […]
Destined To Win
Destined to Win His army was greatly outnumbered by the enemy. He knew it and he knew his soldiers knew it. However, the Japanese Samurai Warlord was not dismayed. He decided to attack. He ordered to begin preparations on the eve of the battle. They were an obedient lot, ready to die for their leader. […]
Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths and Weaknesses A young man was filling up an application form for admission to the University. In reply to a request to ‘list your personal strengths’, honestly he wrote, “Sometimes I am trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent.” Further down the form was the heading, ‘list your […]